Every man is surrounded by a neighborhood of voluntary spies. -Austen, Jane.

Marriage Quotes.

1. Remember that a successful marriage depends on two things: (1) finding the right person and (2) being the right person.
2. Marriage is a coming together for better or for worse, hopefully enduring, and intimate to the degree of being sacred.  -William O. Douglas.
3. Marriage is the only adventure open to the cowardly.  -Voltaire.
4. Marriage is the operation by which a woman's vanity and a man's egotism are extracted without an anaesthetic.  -Helen Rowland.
5. What makes a marriage last is for a man and a woman to continue to have things to argue about.  -Rex Stout.
6. I have always considered marriage as the most interesting event of one's life, the foundation of happiness or misery. -George Washington.
7. A happy marriage has in it all the pleasures of friendships, all the enjoyment of sense and reason - and indeed all the sweets of life. -Joseph Addison.
8. A happy man marries the girl he loves; a happier man loves the girl he marries.  -Anonymous.
9. I am a good friend to my husband. I have tried to make my marriage vows mean what they say. I show up. I listen. I try to laugh.  -Anna Quindlen.
10. Marriage is not a ritual or an end. It is a long, intricate, intimate dance together and nothing matters more than your own sense of balance and your choice of partner. -Amy Bloom.
11. You don't need to be on the same wavelength to succeed in marriage. You just need to be able to ride each other's waves.  -Toni Sciarra Poynter.
12. I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.  -Rita Rudner.
13. No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying.  -Unknown.
14. We don't love qualities, we love persons; sometimes by reason of their defects as well as of their qualities.  -Jacques Maritain.
15. An old man who marries a young wife grows younger - but she grows older.
16. Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing.  -Goethe.
17. There is no more lovely, friendly and charming relationship, communion or company than a good marriage. -Martin Luthar.
18. A good marriage is that in which each appoints the other guardian of his solitude. -Rainer Maria Rilke.
19. Many a good hanging prevents a bad marriage. -William Shakespeare.
20. A happy marriage is a long conversation which always seems too short.   -Andre Maurois.
21. I once read that in any good marriage, one partner is the gardener and the other is the garden. We take it in turns to be either.  -Meryl Streep.
22. A successful marriage is an edifice that must be rebuilt every day.  -Andre Maurois.
23. To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.  -Helen Rowland.
24. Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed.  -Albert Einstein.
25. You don't marry someone you can live with, you marry the person who you cannot live without.

Boss Quotes.

1. People ask the difference between a leader and a boss. The leader leads, and the boss drives.  -Theodore Roosevelt.
2. By working faithfully eight hours a day, you may eventually get to be a boss and work twelve hours a day.  -Robert Frost.
3. The best time to start thinking about your retirement is before the boss does. -Anonymous.
4. If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was any smarter. -John Gotti.
5. Don't blame the boss. He has enough problems. -Donald Rumsfeld.
6. There is only one boss. The customer. And he can fire everybody in the company from the chairman on down, simply by spending his money somewhere else. -Sam Walton.
7. To make a long story short, there's nothing like having a boss walk in. -Doris Lilly.
8. We are going to continue having these meetings, everyday, until I find out why no work is getting done.
9. I thought my Boss was a bastard, and quit, to work for myself.  My new Boss is a bastard, too ... but at least I respect him.
10. Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties. -Doug Larson.
11. Ability is what will get you to the top if the boss has no daughter. -Anonymous.
12. The best leader is the one who has sense enough to pick good men to do what he wants done, and self-restraint enough to keep from meddling with them while they do it. -Theodore Roosevelt.
13. The best leader is the one who has sense enough to pick good men to do what he wants done, and self-restraint enough to keep from meddling with them while they do it. -Theodore Roosevelt.
14. Most people like hard work.  Particularly when they are paying for it.  -Franklin P. Jones.
15. Teamwork is a lot of people doing what I say.